This shop carpet is flat. Imagine how much fun it would be in a pub

Guardian columnist who ditched ‘trappings of modernity’ may be most irritating man alive

US TV anchor’s hilarious meltdown goes viral

Norwegian Air takes the piss out of American culture to sell bargain flights to America

Japanese news show uses this wonderfully odd collage in an item about Theresa May

Australian pizza shop adds their own message to an anti-same sex marriage billboard on their building

These Seinfeld scripts written with a predictive text keyboard are both wonderful and will hurt your brain

There were more Elvises born last year than there were Nigels. Wonder why that is

This thread about an awkward middle-class British guy getting a plumber round has gone viral because it’s utterly gold

Celebrate Liam Gallagher’s 45th birthday with his 20 best quotes and insults

No Ikea are not selling a toilet brush and calling it the “Farage”

“Banana?!! No, no… that name will just confuse people.”

Someone’s added Game of Thrones quotes to Ben & Holly and it’s magic

Donald Trump invents new African state of “Nambia”

Unimpressed Mumset users roast a self described “very slim person” for bragging about their lunch

We suspect George Osborne may have edited this Evening Standard article on baby names

Celebrate the 2 year anniversary of Piggate with an episode of Peppa Pig that David Cameron doesn’t want you to see

Ski resort who got a 1 star review because the “mountain was too difficult” turns it into an ad