This video of a man pushing his way into a closed railway crossing is mind bending

Weird squirting clam video goes viral. You’ll believe a clam can spurt

People are sticking up fake newspaper headlines in Kettering and it’s bloody great

Daft Limmy taking the piss out of endless prank texts that people share on social media is glorious

Someone is trolling Antony Worrall Thompson with endless questions about cooking with urine and faeces and best of all, AWT is playing along

This “alternative Fireman Sam plots” account is brilliant fun

Still the best thing ever posted on Tumblr

Leaked Tory manifesto

Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel

Star Wars fans have light sabre battle instead of first dance at their wedding

Skateboarding bulldog crashes into front doors of BBC

This charity shop has more than enough Dan Brown

The perils of doing a TV report next to massive pile of burning drugs

When fruit bats hanging upside down look like a ’90s boyband

When your child is too clever for their own good

Man does the sensible thing when Theresa May knocks on his door – he hides

Guy trolls Manchester Police, cops troll him back in most arresting fashion

Newspaper makes an important correction about where Trump’s press secretary was hiding