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Finally, a metal version of “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”

Someone added a penis to the Tour de France

This Polish player was named after a Wifi password

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End the week with a slow-motion dachshund above an industrial fan

Somone has registered “www.gove2016.co.uk” and you should see what they’ve stuck on it

Michael Gove BANNED from cafe in Notting Hill for “ruining their business”

The “Ambiguous Cylinder Illusion” may break your brain

This “BØRS JÖHNSSÖN” set of Ikea assembly instructions nails what the mess he’s brought on Britain

Michael Gove’s speech had a fairly major typo in it

13 movies improved by replacing guns with selfie sticks

How to get a baby to clean the house

One e-petition you should definitely sign

Someone doesn’t understand what freezer bags are for

Revealed: the inspiration behind Michael Gove’s attempt to clap

Boris Johnson goes on Facebook after ruling himself out as Tory leader

Don’t forget about waves when you take a picture by the sea