Donald Trump skips White House dinner and everyone wants Alec Baldwin to replace him

This jazz cover of Metallica’s ‘Nothing Else Matters’ is rather good

We like Google Maps’ attitude to cutting through shops

Caption competition

When Piers Morgan met Nigel Farage – top 10 funniest reviews on Twitter

Eddie the Eagle no longer the world’s worst skier – this guy is

Punked! Donald Trump supporters fooled into waving Trump-branded Russian flags

Claudio Ranieri as WWE wrestling star – and 9 other ways Twitter felt the love for the “tinker man”

Fun facts about Germany!

Paul Nuttall lost an election, his car, and his dignity. It can’t be the former pro footballer’s first hat-trick

KFC is trolling clean eaters with a cauliflower burger made with kale and an ‘ice cube relish’

Today’s big question. Do three rights make a left? Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t think so. Do you?

Storm Doris causing problems on the London Underground

Nigel Farage: I sang WW2 football songs to my German wife

As a fellow former professional footballer, surprised Gary Lineker didn’t show some more respect

Scientists have taught bees how to play golf

Witches plan “mass spell” on Donald Trump. Lana Del Ray’s up for it. Are you?

Paul Nuttall: “I’m going nowhere.” Finally, Ukip leader gets something right