Slow Donald Trump down a bit and he has a real “old drunk man ranting in a bar at 3am” feel

10 best responses to new advice to eat 10 fruit and veg a day

The fight scene from The Phantom Menace with improved sound effects

Tigers find out a drone doesn’t taste as nice as they thought it would

The Radio Times have an excellent summary for the Morgan/Farage interview

10 things Twitter would rather do than watch Piers Morgan interview Nigel Farage on ITV

Hollywood Boulevard gets a life-size gold Kanye West Jesus statue

Grown man pretends to be a child and phones in sick to a school

Today in politics

The Washington Post has a new slogan, the internet suggests some great alternatives

Thought for the day

Lennu, the ‘First Dog’ of Finland, is a very good boy

In the event of the apocalypse, these people were planning to get very, very high

Storm Doris hits Britain. It’s wheelie bin windy

If La La Land was directed by David Lynch

Katy Perry trolls Donald Trump and Theresa May at the Brits

How to prepare for Storm Doris

35 funny notes left at work that can only be described as “office shenanigans”