A Cheeto that looks like Harambe has sold on eBay for $99,900

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For some reason this rather marvellous montage of the Queen reminded us of Doctor Who

Meanwhile in Washington

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Trump’s latest executive order – the one where he turns into the devil

Piers Morgan owned by Channel 4’s Jon Snow on Twitter

“Donaeld The Unready” tweets as if Trump is a mad medieval king

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28 laughably desperate tweets moaning about non-existent problems

Twitter calls the shots after Trump’s “accumulation of data” rant

Boris Johnson poked in the face with a microphone. Simple pleasures!

Cornish Donald Trump wants to build a wall with Devon

A hawk hood improved with a pair of googly eyes

Poundland are selling some really romantic Valentine’s gifts

All the European countries that have trolled Trump with “introduction” videos

Gary Lineker owns Piers Morgan and Donald Trump on Twitter