This video clip of a toddler scoring a goal on a professional football pitch is the best thing

Alcohol really is the solution to everything, claim vomit covered scientists with broken livers

The PM won’t debate on TV, but that doesn’t mean there’s no Theresa on TV

A special warning at Glasgow Central station for WWE Live event

This picture of Disney Princesses is really rather unsettling

Even the Rubbish Party has won more seats than UKIP

Optical illusion goes viral but how long will it take you to spot it?

Local election decided by drawing of straws after tied vote. British democracy at its best

We hope this sign is a typo

Photograph captures exact moment a man drops glasses whilst climbing mountain

You will need to look at this photo twice to realise it’s not very very rude indeed

11 best Twitter reactions to UKIP being “100% wiped out” in local elections

This letter to Viz skewers the insane logic of “they’d all be speaking German if we hadn’t saved Europe”

This photo of cat who steals underwear looks like Instagram shot of a criminal posing with stash of guns and drugs

If you’re not following this excellent “Britain covered like a developing country” series, you’re missing a real treat

This clipping from Private Eye nails how the different papers are covering this election

This couple’s wedding vows took an unexpected turn (watch the woman on the right)

May the Fourth be with these tweets on Star Wars Day