6 best reactions to Nigel Farage saying he’s not standing in this election although it would be an “easy win”

Vacuum cleaner screams like a human when it encounters a gap

Lightsaber sounds in the Darth Maul fight replaced with the Seinfeld theme is a huge improvement

“The two genders: mermaid, and eaten by a shark”

A “robot to help me argue on the internet” and 7 other “shitty robots” made by this brilliant woman

“This one comic perfectly explains introverts”

13 dogs who just LOVE Brexit

The one protest photo we can all agree with

This loop of a robot placing track for a toy train just before the train rolls over it will mesmerise you

26 “Chris Simpsons Artist‏” weirdly funny cartoons that’ll make you laugh for reasons you don’t understand

Nigel Farage found ‘living in BBC ceiling crawl space’ so he can be easily interviewed every few hours

When Donald Trump met the Italian prime minister

An orphan baby kangaroo that loves her pouch is today’s 30 seconds of ‘awwww’

Donald Trump invites Sarah Palin to the White House – it’s the meme of the day

People on Twitter have been trying to explain a film plot badly. Here are our favourites

Theresa May’s ‘coalition of chaos’ warning feels strangely familiar

This letter to the Radio Times is the weirdest viewer complaint ever

Not every day you see a woman giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to a pigeon