The ‘wake up song’ played on loudspeakers in Pyongyang is incredibly eerie

Daily Mail ‘Crush the Saboteurs’ front page: ‘chilling, fascistic, deranged’. And what Lenin said in 1918

Two recent incidents of goose harassment to remind you that all geese are bastards

“Someone on Facebook has just discovered the concept of plants”

“I made a longcat”

“It does exist!”

“Boy, that escalated quickly.”

People are sharing the “dentist knows you haven’t flossed” of other professions and they’re pretty interesting

Smiths & Joy Division lyrics mysteriously appearing in double yellow lines in Manchester

“Been contacted by a man who found my wallet at Reading 2003, took £10 out to buy cider and held an annual drinking competition in my honour”

Radio Times letter is the weirdest viewer complaint ever

“Why is nobody talking about Usher putting the art attack head on his album cover”

British economy booms after ‘polling station’ sign manufacturers report record sales

Putin reacts live to news of UK’s snap general election

‘She wants your votes, not your scrutiny’ Theresa May rules out TV election debates

Local Conservative candidate “who can’t use a computer” produces a hilariously inept election leaflet

Tony Adams v David Brent mash-up hits the back of the net

Brenda isn’t impressed by news of the general election