“When your mom is late picking you up from Starfish Club”

The Merriam-Webster dictionary comes to Ivanka Trump’s rescue when she doesn’t know what ‘complicit’ means

Husband pranks wife with epic “shaved head” photoshop

Missed courier results in a sign that’s both informative *and* aggressive

Gran tricks husband with ‘magic water bottle’ prank

When your girlfriend’s niece mistakes a sex toy for a novelty watch

Kendall Jenner “protest” Pepsi ad prompts hilarious backlash on Twitter. Here’s 21 of the best

Having a bad day? Well it could be worse

UKIP unveil new personal digital assistant to rival Amazon’s Echo

Nottinghamshire village holds ‘birthday’ for pothole they’ve been complaining about for two years

Four Easter Eggs that prove Britain has been cowed into not celebrating Easter

This woman found all her roommate’s subtweets about her and printed them out and hung them in her dorm

Best homecoming airport sign ever

This entire shelf of own-brand cereals sounds like an old English army Major, trying to find a euphemism for gay men

The trailer for “IT” but with the Cat in the Hat instead

Today’s Sun front page is sending out a very mixed message

People have been suggesting improvements for Melania Trump’s first official First Lady portrait

Everything you need to know about this stupid Easter Egg row including the best 11 bits of piss taking