This question and answer on a porn site is proof that maths is for wankers

UK food is 4 stages of tragic, on this culinary map of Europe according to Italy

Student juggles for the police to prove that he’s sober

This “fun facts about Germany mug” nails Germany

The internet is unimpressed with an error on Trump’s St. Patrick’s Day hats

Hallelujah! Jesus is on Tinder

Finally, you can feed your baby with an app powered robot

A perfect low-maintenance alternative to goldfish

There is something very wrong about these instructions on how to use stairs

“Role play as Cartman”: This university sex survey will leave you with questions

The perfect use of two £5,000 Mac servers

The People’s Budget 2016: 8 tax increases and reductions we’d like to see

23 stock photos with little stories that transform them into comedy

Watch footballer expose myth of German efficiency (and make your Monday immeasurably better)

Sky News chose a rather strange way to end this interview with an actor from The Walking Dead

Frankie Boyle on Boris Johnson: “Like Oswald Moseley’s soul trapped in a Furby”

New sign at famous Leicester car park

Further proof that this country isn’t as good as it used to be