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Two elderly sisters hilariously bicker while giving directions

Colin is looking for a songwriting partner

Eastenders gets the 8-bit treatment in “Super Mitchell Bros”

This Irish TV channel killed their weather presenter for Halloween

Swedish men can’t contain their joy after putting a leash on a horse fly

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Someone broke a Skype spam bot by typing an emoji and the transcript is what happens when robots go mad

“It just works” – Apple

“Got tricked into clicking on a site that sells Twitter followers, where I had this conversation with the owner”

7 Tory horror film posters to send a chill down your spine this Halloween

This man dressed as the “20th Century Fox shitty flute” meme for Halloween

Who reckons this might not be a legit iPhone charger?

Someone really likes Kit Kats…

Read Jilly Cooper’s ‘elasticated waist sex scene’

This diagram nails the amount of time you’ll spend on the loo

So apparently “Sausage FM” where they play the sound of sizzling sausages all day is now a thing

This woman’s “floating head” halloween make-up is genius