Donald Trump or raw chicken?

This cat’s owner claims she meows ‘Bless you’ when he sneezes

‘Summer Nights’ from Grease without the music and added grunting

Hackney council made a wonderful response to that ‘rat as big as a 4-year-old’ story

49 of the best British pub chalkboards ever

This woman just got the most ridiculous substitution from Sainsbury’s for her flowers

A hilarious takedown of tech companies with ‘whacky’ offices

Parents are sharing photos of kids who’ve utterly wrecked the place

British inventor takes off his socks with a rocket launcher

Musicians’ brains: each instrument broken down into pie charts

This is probably the most cringeworthy dance-off you’ll see today

How to get subtle revenge on a flatmate

Kanye West’s tweets turned into classic literature

Hopefuly these 9 examples of ‘perfect crimes’ won’t inspire you to take up a life of wrongdoing

Take this quiz and find out how much common sense you have

Radio presenter tricks his co-host into thinking he’s swearing on air

This bearded man is recreating women’s “hot” Tinder pictures, and it’s hilarious

This is the most confrontational text about tropical juice you’ll ever read