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Two barber shops go to war

Man makes a movie themed squirrel assault course in his back garden

Bed stain blamed on vomiting cat, as “sex act intruder theory” ruled out by police

Donald Trump’s hair swapped with other things

The hipster lovechild of David Cameron

TV news has decided to insult the Australian PM with a fantastic, but plausibly deniable bit of trolling

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The design process behind BB-8 from The Force Awakens

Appropriate internet comment etiquette for dealing with flat earthers

No one in Sheffield thinks their new David Bowie mural looks like David Bowie…

A game that lets you drop bird poo on Donald Trump

Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam, with a sloth

A man pretended to have won £250,000 and the National Lottery’s reply was perfect

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