In case you hadn’t noticed yet, Reddit has shared 15 ways to tell you’re no spring chicken

Someone tried to body-shame an Olympic rubgy player and got gloriously and deservedly mauled

17 favourite reactions to Suella Braverman’s announcement that she won’t run for the Tory leadership job

Derek Guy’s subtle three-word takedown of Trump cultist Vivek Ramaswamy won all our votes

‘What’s something socially acceptable for one gender but not the other?’ – 19 most eye-opening double standards

People are sharing the ‘rich people things’ that rich people take for granted and these 17 are totally on the money

An American asked why Australians are so good at swimming and this brutal comeback went straight off the deep end

This magnificent takedown of men who wang on about a woman’s ‘body count’ was sheer perfection

Of all the JD Vance couch jokes no-one did it better than the magnificent John Oliver

Trump really set the Spidey senses tingling by telling people they won’t need to vote after this election

Could Barack Obama’s humiliating roast of him at the 2011 Correspondents’ Dinner be Trump’s villain origin story?

This fabulous Aldi takedown of a pedantic customer complaint just went wildly viral again and it will never pass its sell-by date

Russell Brand spotted ‘Jesus’ in the Olympics opening ceremony and this is surely the only response you need

This hilarious tale of courtroom evidence too NSFW to read aloud has today’s funniest payoff

The JD Vance couch jokes just keep coming – 21 absolute bangers

A man in eye-catching trunks became a very random Olympic hero, and Joe Lycett had the best reaction

The Olympics, the Christians and the ‘Last Supper’ parody that wasn’t – 18 gold-medal-winning responses

This toddler’s approach to ‘The Trolley Problem’ is certainly unique