These must be the 7 weirdest crime alerts from the Citizen app in San Francisco
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Woman tired of having packages stolen tricks thief into taking a box full of used cat litter
Everyone thinks these terrible Gloucestershire police efits look more like Guess Who characters
Someone steals a porcelain dog from a Belfast bar, then returns it with an apology letter and a Créme Egg
A couple of sweary half naked Australians foil a robbery
A wanted man sent the police a selfie because he didn’t like his mugshot
Man in South London steals Lucozade while riding a hoverboard
Scottish police arrest dog for tulip murder
Hapless criminal demonstrates the best way not to steal an ATM
FIFA exhibit to open at US national museum of organised crime
Man uses rat to try and get free Valentine’s meal
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