football

Having a bad day? At least you didn’t score a hat-trick against your own team

People love these fans’ response to their team not scoring for five games

Aldershot’s manager gave the greatest and weirdest pre-match interview of all time

Dad joke of the week

This Japanese football team’s Ring-a-roses showed them thinking outside the box

‘Soccer players when they’re at home’ hits the back of the net

Footy Scran shares the very worst (and best) food from the terraces – 10 to avoid

This most unfortunate double headshot is very funny (as long as it’s not you)

You surely won’t see a more glorious (or unexpected) own goal this season or any season

Heroically hungover Sam Fender on BBC Breakfast is a painfully funny watch

Jürgen Klopp’s explanation of why he’s baffled by anti-vaxxers is a shot on target

The fan cam caught this nose-picker in the act and he died a little inside

You surely won’t see a more comical miss this (or any) football season

The craziest penalty kick you’ll see this season or any season

Time for some non-offensive football chants