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Who knew Eastenders was so obsessed with beef?

Why people watch “The Jump”

The Crystal Maze is coming back. Here’s nine of the funniest fails

The Finnish version of Undercover Boss is completely shit at disguises

A brief guide to the best/worst surnames to appear on University Challenge

ITV seemed to bleep every part of Adele’s speech apart from the swearing

Nothing good on the telly tonight? These hacked listings make must-see-TV

Kanye West does Dragons’ Den

The History Channel’s strange definition of the word ‘history’

A very awkward moment on Crimewatch

10 rejected TV show ideas (submissions by me, rejected by the networks)

Your generic Christmas day TV guide is here!

Coming up on the BBC this week

Jeremy Corbyn takes on Downton Abbey role to ‘tackle the establishment from within’

The Great British Bake Off Drinking Game