Weird World

New YouGov poll says only 1 in 10 Brits have a zombie plan

According to a new YouGov poll, Only 11% of Brits have put thought towards what they would do should the dead rise to eat the living.

YouGov also asked those preparing for an awakening of the living dead to detail what they would do – most people said they would “hole up somewhere” which is a fancy way of saying “hiding”.

Of course it’s the 9% of people who “refuse to divulge plan” that we need to worry about. WHAT DO THEY KNOW THAT WE DON’T?

As for us, we’ll be in The Winchester, having a nice cold pint and waiting for all this to blow over.