Weird World

This pregnant woman had a hilariously NSFW response to her pushy mother-in-law’s demand to be at the birth

‘Still the greatest answer of all time on TV’

They left it late but the Dundee Evening Telegraph just won headline of the year

There’s been a glitch in the Matrix – and these chickens are the proof

Maternity ward rules were very very different in the 1940s

‘The best bit about winter is the Scottish releasing the names of their gritters’

The mounting fury of this guy who was mad a £5 bag was ‘collection only’ is a proper hall of famer

Fancy splashing out on a ruinously expensive high-tech sink? Neither did these funny people

This ‘first date with a wellness guy’ is a fabulous takedown of way out-there male health fads

This classic news item about a mayor’s NSFW-sounding name just never gets old

23 of the funniest and occasionally seriously unnerving pictures from ‘Please hesitate to reach out’ on Instagram

This hilarious tale of a big brain trying to explain ‘binary search’ to a cop is the funniest story you’ll read today

Rishi Sunak’s comedy hammer moment wasn’t the fail people thought it was (UPDATED!)

Just a fabulous takedown of this conspiracy theorist mocking ‘normies’ ignoring the ‘mountain of proof’

This tale of a pizza sauce gone wrong was already spectacular enough – but then comes the payoff