These 19 tales of fabulously petty revenge are very funny and supremely satisfying
11.
This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that’s cool. She’s watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who’s changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it’s Petty Labelle.
— 🏳️🌈Regina (@heyqueenregina) November 26, 2018
12.
The pettiest thing i ever did during a breakup was go to his kitchen and take back every spice i bought. Find another bitch to spice up ur life cuz it ain’t gonna be me
— sweet dee (@deelalz) December 26, 2018
13.
My downstairs neighbour has a daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak in through the window everyday. I’m no narc so I haven’t told her dad. Well, she just told me my skinny jeans are out. I’ll be asking her dad tomorrow why his son keeps forgetting his key. Respect your elders
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 11, 2021
14.
i was arguing with my bestfriend, and in the middle of it she took her glasses off n said “i don’t wanna see you right now”.
— س (@brown__hijabii) August 25, 2022
15.
Whenever people tailgate me when I’m going 40 in a 35 I always purposely slow down because it’s like I gave you an extra 5 and you didn’t appreciate it so now you get nothing
— Mon (@monschleichs) July 27, 2018
16.
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
17.
a daycare dad cut me off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kid how to ride a bike you can never get that back
— ceej (@ceejoyner) April 20, 2017
18.
Coffee shop.
People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business.
I just bought the domain name.
— Khalil (@sehnaoui) May 17, 2017
19.
My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver’s seat and mirrors.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) March 11, 2021
