Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Thanks for dropping by. Make yourself at home, put your feet up, have a cuppa. We’ve got some funny tweets to show you, and we want you to be comfortable.

If you find something you like, give it a retweet.

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Woman finds homework assignment for a balsa wood project in kids bag at 8pm on a Sunday night pic.twitter.com/cTTqoBYFEb

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) August 27, 2023

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@TNeenan

3.

Went to food court today and was found guilty of enjoying a meal.

— Paul Williams (@PaulWilliams_12) August 30, 2023

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sent this pic to a random phone number, I can't stop laughing pic.twitter.com/HhJJzhc5xJ

— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) August 31, 2023

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Every time i feel bad about being unable to make a clean rip along the plastic tear point of plastic packaging, i remember that our ancestors must have felt the same way when they failed to take down a deer with a clean arrow shot in the forrest. We are one, Ungar One-eye!

— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) August 31, 2023

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"You can't always get what you want" yells the 80 year old great grandfather who's worth half a billion & has been treated like a god for half a century to a stadium of office dwellers on SSRIs

— Natalie Would (@FuturePopop) August 29, 2023

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Gmail told me my password wasn’t secure enough but I couldn’t remember it to change it.
How is it not secure enough if I made it and still can’t crack it??

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 30, 2023

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I expected more, if I’m honest. pic.twitter.com/QAtEOw4o1F

— E O Higgins (@eohiggins) August 28, 2023

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I am standing on the field behind the leisure centre in Crowborough, East Sussex, staring in wonderment at the sky.

Tonight’s #BlueMoon has taken my breath away. pic.twitter.com/5QFcBkBpA7

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) August 30, 2023

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Me: Bourbon please.
Drive-through lady: Sir, this is a McDonalds.
Me: Sorry, McBourbon please. Supersize it.

— Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr) August 28, 2023

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They're Daphne's brothers from Frasier.

— Jonny Morris 🔶 (@jonnymorris1973) August 28, 2023

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If the three wise man had come from Hackney 2023, this is what baby Jesus would have received. pic.twitter.com/RAweMp8iNf

— Rosie Jones (@josierones) August 31, 2023