25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Welcome to our round-up of favourite posts we’ve spotted on X this week. We’re keeping it light and bright to set the tone for the weekend.

If you see one you like, give them a retweet.

1.

Going to treat myself to a screwfix tonight pic.twitter.com/wg3V4z2qFR

— Parker (@panoparker) January 28, 2024

2.

Is it customary to leave a tip? pic.twitter.com/7k16d5ifhZ

— Ian Winick, Translator & Copywriter (@JohnLovesJulie) February 1, 2024

3.

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) January 29, 2024

4.

I found them, the most middle class crisps pic.twitter.com/21Hqyk0JSJ

— Dr Francis Young (@DrFrancisYoung) January 30, 2024

5.

my brain at 3am: pic.twitter.com/o9deneykRk

— ☔ (@Whotfismick) January 28, 2024

6.

Breaking News on GB News | We go live to the Telegraph, Daily Mail, Sun, Daily Express still searching for Benefits of Brexit 4 years since the UK left the European Union. pic.twitter.com/XnxbltpndU

— Central Bylines (@CentralBylines) January 31, 2024

7.

Dropped a chip and caught it mid fall between two fingers like some sort of fat Mr. Miyagi.

— Jen (@brokemycoccyx) January 27, 2024

8.

If I see the word 'passionate' on a CV it goes in the bin. No one is passionate about insurance, fuck off

— Fesshole (@fesshole) February 1, 2024

9.

She is absolutely going to absolutely smash it in the Championship. Great signing. pic.twitter.com/uAn22YDRto

— John Green (@sportswithjohn) February 1, 2024

10.

ryan gosling in drive (2011) pic.twitter.com/LU6zt01bsW

— cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) January 28, 2024

11.

got caught returning to the scene of the mccrime pic.twitter.com/h0z9TtCvlJ

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 28, 2024

12.

Imagine going to a record label today and being like “yeah we’ve got a great new track we want to put out…it’s about Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine.”

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 1, 2024