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Pizza Express held an inquiry into whether Andrew Mountbatten Windsor really visited their Woking branch… and found nothing – 17 reactions that can’t be topped
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Any kind of confirmation by PE would be absolutely topping!
— Herr Goldfinger (@herrgoldfinger.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 13:08
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Hilarious.
Surely the branch would have noticed the security…
But I sure hope they've put a blue plaque.— MadoE (@mado007.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 12:47
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If he had been there, he would have immediately produced a credit card statement to prove it. The log books of his protection officers would have proved it. He wasn't there.
— AnthonyF272 (@anthonyf272.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 11:25
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Bet he was sweating over that!
— Grumpelstiltskin (@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 19:10
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Honestly if I'd seen a royal at the local Pizza Express I'd be telling everyone I knew. I'm not even remotely royalist but it's something out of the ordinary right?
— Gaz Bottom (@garjones.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 14:11
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It’s not a particularly memorable occasion for ordinary folk, a prince and his family going to a Pizza Express
— Jaimie Kaffash (@jkaffash.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 11:39
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Andrew’s Pizza Alibi Is Fizzling
https://www.europesays.com/3112237/
It may be an odd footnote to years-old interview, but it’s relevant today as former Prince Andrew…
— Continent Sentinel (@continentsentinel.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 19:00
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Newsnight have investigated Andrew ‘sweaty lying bastard’ claim that he visited Pizza Express and in line with everyone’s expectations have concluded that he’s a sweaty lying bastard.
— Petty-Vagrant (@pettyvagrantuk.bsky.social) 7 July 2026 at 06:28
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“I don’t think you understand who you’re dealing with here, son: we’re the Pizza Express Internal Investigations Team. You don’t play nice, we’ll have you tossed out of a helicopter into the North Sea within the hour. Now I’ll ask again: did you see Andrew in our Woking store on 10 March 2001?”
— Patrick Stokes (@patrickstokes.com) 7 July 2026 at 04:00
Get him back on Newsnight.
Could someone just ask him to point to Woking on a map?
— asparagusnextleft (@asparagusnextleft.bsky.social) 6 July 2026 at 15:42
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Pizza Express’s response went viral after Prince Andrew used its Woking branch as an alibi
