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23 funniest things people are saying about Count Binface as he becomes Nigel Farage’s number one contender in Clacton
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Every party standing down in Clacton, — except @CountBinface — is the best possible response to this pathetic Farage stunt. pic.twitter.com/9pi8bHVPK3
— Philip Proudfoot (@PhilipProudfoot) July 7, 2026
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People of Clacton, you know who to vote for 😆 pic.twitter.com/ZDGTXxn3sg
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) July 7, 2026
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History in which a sitting MP faces only a bin. https://t.co/d0L84E3LUO
— richard bacon (@richardpbacon) July 7, 2026
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What are you talking about? He’s tried to make some 3D play and instead has ended up in a by-election with a man with a bin on his head https://t.co/Ugshv9mJ0x pic.twitter.com/hNF1mkspNP
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) July 8, 2026
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To the people of Clacton.
Regardless of your opinion of Farage, you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now in the history of British politics. https://t.co/jEZFpe0c9z
— Lathrix (@Lathrix) July 7, 2026
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I’m proud to announce I have been commissioned to write the first ever biography of Count Binface.
— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) July 7, 2026
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Just this time yesterday, it was unthinkable that this fella would have been on one of the country’s most watched programmes https://t.co/anqBq398Z0
— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) July 8, 2026
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When is a by-election not a by-election?
When it’s a bin collection. pic.twitter.com/fi0RSKaltl
— The Purple Pimpernel (@Eyeswideopen69) July 7, 2026
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— Fick Nerrari (@FickNerrariLBC) July 7, 2026
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If the people of Clacton really want to send a message to ‘the establishment’, the choice is clear. pic.twitter.com/CbMxqd2GK6
— Dr. Bendor Grosvenor 🇺🇦 (@arthistorynews) July 7, 2026
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I love Britain, man. Not only is this interview a satire gem that would not happen anywhere else but @CountBinface didnt waste it in silly stunts he actually did say the politically relevant point: this is a Farage stunt to avoid scrutiny that will waste money bc it won’t work https://t.co/ANGF40jqav
— Alonso Gurmendi (@Alonso_GD) July 8, 2026
To conclude …
A spectacular own-goal from Farage.
Wonderful. https://t.co/oamzR0oyO6— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) July 7, 2026