Boris Johnson was dragged hard for blaming small-boat crossings on ‘Labour ideology’, and even Community Notes put the boot in in – 17 brutal reactions
Farage watchers could do a lot worse than to remind themselves of the manner in which failed PM and Partygate ringmaster Boris Johnson exited the House of Commons.
In June 2023, Johnson read the findings of the Privileges Committee ahead of the publication of its report, which stated that he had misled the House, and that they would recommend a suspension of more than 10 days.
Former UK PM Boris Johnson to step down as a Conservative MP with immediate effect after receiving Partygate report https://t.co/sJUtUKKqiZ
— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) June 9, 2023
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
Boris Johnson having a farewell meal with everyone who gives a shit that he's leaving. pic.twitter.com/DTI0eNqOY2
— Parody Nigel Farage (@Parody_PM) June 9, 2023
The suspension would have triggered a by-election, but the people of Uxbridge and South Ruislip were deprived of the opportunity to do the funniest thing, because Johnson quit, and became a Daily Mail columnist. It was immediately clear that he wouldn’t be troubling the ‘Great Columnists of Our Time’ list anytime soon.

More than three years later, and he hasn’t improved on the column front, though we can’t comment on his cheese habits. Here’s his latest offering.

He’s acing the Liz Truss 10 Downing Street Failures ‘How to Blame Other People For Your Own Mess’ correspondence course.
The internet immediately pointed out that his far-from oven-ready Brexit deal had increased the number of small boats crossing the Channel – and made it harder to return the people in them to the first safe country they’d reached.
A Community Note explained the issue.

Well, that’s awkward. Here are some of the best and most bruising reactions.
1.
Sit down, Boris https://t.co/PIWphMIv6B
— Kay Burley (@KayBurley) September 26, 2026
2.
YOU caused this and you know it! And you destroyed British farming and you admitted it!
In 2020 you said of farms being destroyed by cheap imports:
“Government cannot continue with models which have basically held this country back and therefore our economy back.” pic.twitter.com/pVNWx8j7vQ
— Liz Webster (@LizWebsterSBF) September 26, 2026
3.
Jesus wept
The farcical Brexit and thr Boriswave followed by the fantasy of |Rwanda.
Coupled with Partygate and the dishing out of billions without thought during CovidThat is the disaster we have now pic.twitter.com/dDAMjMbglg
— dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 (@dave43law) September 26, 2026
4.
It’s hilarious how this man clearly still thinks he has a political career. Or even one as a commentator. https://t.co/Rurt0DfA0p
— Peter Hague (@peterrhague) September 26, 2026
5.
14 years of the Tories, but you can trace it all back to Labour? You fucking idiot.
— Moog (@a_toots) September 26, 2026
6.
Boris, of all people, you might want to sit this one out. 😂
“Burnham has no mandate from the people.”
You became Prime Minister in July 2019 because Conservative Party members elected you leader.
Burnham became PM after being elected Labour leader while Labour still holds the…
— Gordon (@graphicgoggs) September 26, 2026
7.
The Daily Mail must be paying Boris by the metric ton for him to publicly humiliate himself like this.
Getting community-noted for blaming your own Brexit mess on someone else is elite-level embarrassment. pic.twitter.com/XIWZubZFqN
— 🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 (@King0243_PJC) September 26, 2026
8.
The absolute brass bollocks on this fraud. https://t.co/aALexC8Z1v
— Jim Cognito (@JimCognito2016) September 26, 2026
9.
Actually Boris pathologicalfuckingliar Johnson, it can be traced back to Brexit. Before we left the EU and The Dublin Agreement with NO replacement deal, how many small boats were there? And who negotiated that deal? 🤔🙄
Knob 🤦🏻♀️ https://t.co/ekcVtMwtFz
— Anita 💙 (@Neets21) September 26, 2026