Donald Trump said he has some ‘severe problems’, and the world said “You’re not kidding!” – 17 top takedowns
Donald Trump’s health has long been a subject of wild speculation. There are the multiple cognitive tests he seems to think measure IQ, the swollen ankles, bruised hands, and – of course – all those Oval Office naps that get no coverage from his tame news outlets.
At an event in what is laughingly still called the Rose Garden at the White House on Thursday, while boasting about his lack of bad habits, the president seemed to confess to having ‘severe problems’.
Trump: "I have some very severe problems" https://t.co/1rw1sVnINe
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 15, 2026
The stable genius either realised he’d made a boo-boo about his boo-boos, or an aide caught his eye. He rowed back.
Trump: If you don’t take drugs or if you don’t smoke, there’s no problem. I have other problems. I have some very severe problems.
I probably set myself up with that one. I actually was just having fun. https://t.co/LklwhWHDuc
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 15, 2026
It was far too late to try and shove that particular cat back into the bag.