Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Rosie Holt brilliantly nails those Tory MPs (and GB News) losing it over Meghan Markle and it’s A++
Meghan reminds this furious LBC caller of his exes and it’s a painfully funny must-listen
Taika Waititi reading this hilarious response to a speeding ticket is just the escape we needed today
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This hilarious Tinder exchange will have you hollering into next week
‘What do people brag about but is actually a red flag?’ 21 boasts to put you on high alert
This person wanted more than a date on Tinder and went from 0 to outrageously entitled in 10 seconds flat
Angela Rayner finding out no-one else wore a Christmas jumper is the loveliest Commons moment of the year
This bigoted ‘Christian’ suffered a heavyweight knockout and it’s the perfect payoff
This gender reveal party’s terrifying schoolboy error really burst their bubble
Susanna Reid wasn’t taking Steve Barclay’s nonsense about GP numbers and you love to see it
This restaurant boss banned staff from taking sick leave and got just the responses they deserved
‘What do we all pretend no-one does but in truth we all do it?’ – 23 funniest (and most relatable) responses
This Tinder exchange took a most unfortunate turn and just won ‘best Tinder reply of the year’
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