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Writer
- Oonagh Keating is fascinated with politics because it’s the only soap opera where Peggy Mitchell could triple the cost of your mortgage in an afternoon.
- Her obsession with Columbo has yet to earn her a spot on Mastermind, but makes watching old films with her impossible as she insists on pointing out Columbo actors.
- Writing about viral content and comedy has ruined her targeted ads forever.
Experience
Oonagh has dabbled in writing for money since the 1980s, but finally gave up her Olympic cycling dreams and turned fully professional in 2013 – partly because she doesn’t own a bike. Her writing work includes jokes for greetings cards, ghostwriting food and travel blogs and at least three articles entitled ‘What has the EU ever done for us?’. She was offered two weeks’ work at the Poke in 2018 and has refused to leave ever since.Education
Oonagh graduated with a BA (Hons) in Maths Education from Liverpool Hope University.The Johnsons ‘wanted their wallpaper donor to fund a £150k treehouse at Chequers’ – 19 favourite reactions
Putting a science sceptic hilariously straight – caveman style
17 instantly recognisable lines from iconic films – sort of
This homophobic right-wing commentator’s Lightyear tantrum got him owned to infinity and beyond – 15 savage favourites
The 12 funniest takedowns of Twitter’s new longer-writing feature
James O’Brien completely derailed this caller’s anti-union arguments
Piers Morgan’s attempt to own Dan Walker for a refreshingly fair Mick Lynch interview backfired spectacularly
The Daily Mail’s front page was Labour-bashing again – 14 perfect comebacks
Michael Fabricant’s spin on the Carrie Johnson £100K job scandal made things so much worse
People shared their exhaustion gaffes after seeing how this very tired nurse tried to open his door
Sir Anthony Hopkins wins the Jiggle Jiggle wars with this Louis Theroux-themed TikTok
Rowan Atkinson shared his cancel culture take again – 16 favourite responses
There’s an unmissable twist at the end of this classic It’ll Be Alright On The Night clip
An MP blamed the Church of England’s Rwanda criticism for making Tories feel unwelcome – 12 thoughts and prayers
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