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Simply 15 fabulous tweets about the funny names kids come up with for everyday things

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GB ‘free speech’ News had an ironic response to its presenter taking the knee – 11 favourite reactions

Twitter Fleets are being axed and they won’t be missed – 15 good riddance messages

19 favourite things people said about Richard Branson going into near space

A Tory MP told Tyrone Mings to ‘focus on football, not politics’ – 13 championship takedowns

The takedowns of Elon Musk’s defence of space were out of this world

This fabulously brutal ‘Legally Blonde’ comeback is an all-time classic

New rules, common sense and the Delta variant – 13 favourite pandemic jokes

Former comedian Andrew Lawrence had his gigs cancelled after posting racist ‘jokes’

Tyrone Mings slammed Priti Patel for hypocrisy after her condemnation of racist abuse of the England team

People saw red over Chiellini’s foul on Saka – 11 top memes

Nigella Lawson made a ‘Crisp Cauldron’ for the final and everyone was envious – 9 flavoursome responses

The 22 funniest responses to the so-called England fan with a flare up his bum