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People have been railing against the government’s plans for the trains – 13 first-class responses

This Reece Shearsmith outtake reel from Peter Kay’s Car Share is a giggly delight

12 legendary reactions to Matt Hancock replacing the ‘shield of restrictions’ with the ‘sword of vaccination’

China’s invented a train that doesn’t need tracks and everyone made the same joke – 5 on-point takedowns

Curtis Stigers just won Twitter for the day

Eric Trump claims crying strangers hug him because they miss his dad – 5 stunning owns

17 things that aged very badly indeed from the brilliant ‘Poorly Aged Things’ on Twitter

The Guardian’s hatchet job on Shrek is making people green about the gills

Tim Burgess led the trolling of Nigel Farage’s US tour and it’s fabulous

People are getting whipped into a frenzy over the 99 Flake shortage – 9 sweet responses

The government says people shouldn’t travel to countries on the amber list – 7 colourful reactions

This bank had some advice for its customers and was owned into next year

An anti-vaxxer went head to head with two Chasers and it went much as you’d expect

Simply 26 of the funniest tweets from the viral ‘the CDC says’ meme

A medieval guide to the changes in the UK’s coronavirus rules