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Peter Andre had the best response to that ‘don’t touch me’ coronavirus scare story

Takedown of the (Leap) Day

Someone recognised their grandparents in this Sunday Sport coronavirus story and it just got better and better

This state-run Chinese news agency poll about coronavirus forgot an important option

Peter Andre’s alleged coronavirus precautions caused an outbreak of pisstaking

The Home Office is showing off the new ‘blue’ British passport – only 5 responses you need

We may never sleep again after reading these 17 creepy quotes from kids

Our 11 favourite reactions to Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds’ baby announcement

Iceland’s superb Eurovision song Think About Things by Dadi Freyer deserves to win

Only 7 responses you need to people trolling Greta Thunberg’s Bristol speech

Just 19 nice things that made us smile this week

4 people upset by Greta Thunberg that suggests she is 100% doing the right thing

‘Quote this tweet with something only a British person could relate to’ – 17 funny favourites

Americans are avoiding Corona beer because of the coronavirus and it explains so much

Simply 25 things that made us laugh this week