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The flood devastation had people asking “Where’s Boris?” – our 9 favourite responses

James Blunt had the perfect response for the unhappy husband who said this about his concert

This map of “Free Independent England” isn’t quite what it should be

Comeback of the week

A government adviser has resigned after a row about his views on women, race and eugenics

The 5 funniest reactions to Burger King reinventing the chip butty

‘It’s funny because it’s true’

Peter Crouch turned this snarky comment into a match-winning own goal

Confirmation of Indiana Jones 5 whipped up a Twitter frenzy

Our 7 favourite reactions to Richard Dawkins’ thoughts on eugenics

21 nice things that gave us a warm feeling inside this week

Reward Stickers for Adults – because we’re worth it

The twist in this Brexiteer’s tale in 4 tweets is very funny and grimly predictable

A Brexiteer’s moan about a long queue at an EU airport went viral because it’s the ultimate self-own

Customer complaint of the week