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Sajid Javid said he was off to ‘north England’ and the entire internet shook its head

Just 14 nice things that made us smile this week

25 of the funniest things from this week

Simply 17 stupid questions people have an annoying habit of asking introverts

A section of Trump’s precious wall blew over in high winds – 8 equally spectacular takedowns

An employer shared this candidate’s excruciating text exchange but it turned out all right in the end

Simply 7 funny things people said about the Nigel Farage portrait unveiled by Nigel Farage and Jim Davidson

It’s Brexit Eve so here are 7 favourite tweets marking the day before the UK leaves the European Union

5 favourite responses after Katie Hopkins was finally suspended by Twitter

12 things this close-up of the Sun looks like – and it’s mostly tasty treats

18 things you can say during sex and while shopping in IKEA (NSFW)

Finally – a translation of all those annoying business-speak phrases

The Brexit Party pulled a last-day stunt in the European Parliament – 13 scathing takedowns

This ‘escaped leopard’ false alarm is just wonderful

5 favourite furious reactions to Mrs Brown’s Boys’ win at the National Television Awards