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The 15 best reactions to the latest of the neverending election debates

Simply 11 nice things that made us feel good this week

James Cleverly defended Boris Johnson’s no-show and Nish Kumar had the brilliant last word

Nigel Farage’s joke about a wine called Corbin turned sour – the only five takedowns you need

People are sharing their stories of the strangers they can’t forget – the 19 most memorable

The government has complained after Channel 4 empty-chaired the PM with an ice sculpture

Channel 4 had an ice block in place of Boris Johnson – 8 hot takes

This couple having a baby asked their neighbours to cook for them and that was only the start

This mansplainer was schooled on his Russian history and it just gets better and better

15 political jokes to help you cope with all the general election news

This missing hamster story has gone viral because of its adorable dad goals

Boris Johnson weighed in on the scone debate and got creamed – the only 5 comments you need

14 knockout reactions to Trump’s picture of himself as Rocky

Someone said Trump stands like a centaur without hind legs and once seen it’s never unseen