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People have been adding famous laughs to a Joker clip and it’s disturbingly funny

14 condemnations of Leave EU’s outrageous xenophobic poster

Politicians “singing” the Have I Got News For You theme is 35 seconds well spent

Heidi Allen has joined the Lib Dems – our 7 favourite responses

21 very funny “olden times dating profiles”

The only five responses you need to Trump’s bizarre tweet about Turkey

Pizza Express is in danger of collapse and parents of young children everywhere are distraught

There are fears that Pizza Express could fold and the entire internet made the same joke

17 hilarious names for Donald Trump’s “band”

Jennifer Arcuri just gave her first TV interview – our favourite 7 things people said about it

You need to read this thread about a terrible gig – so you can rejoice at not being there

21 jobs that would be purrfect for cats

The five funniest reactions to Rory Stewart preferring Pret to pubs

Piers Morgan accused Greta Thunberg of ‘abusing adults’ – only 5 replies you need

A Brexiteer used Australia as inspiration for the UK and this Aussie trade expert’s takedown was brutal