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The only five responses you need to Trump’s bizarre tweet about Turkey

Pizza Express is in danger of collapse and parents of young children everywhere are distraught

There are fears that Pizza Express could fold and the entire internet made the same joke

17 hilarious names for Donald Trump’s “band”

Jennifer Arcuri just gave her first TV interview – our favourite 7 things people said about it

You need to read this thread about a terrible gig – so you can rejoice at not being there

21 jobs that would be purrfect for cats

The five funniest reactions to Rory Stewart preferring Pret to pubs

Piers Morgan accused Greta Thunberg of ‘abusing adults’ – only 5 replies you need

A Brexiteer used Australia as inspiration for the UK and this Aussie trade expert’s takedown was brutal

A couple had a Handmaid’s Tale themed wedding and these are the only 5 responses you need

Eric Trump thought this Roman emperor was fictional and it tells you all you need to know

‘Just convinced my mate the inside of a cheese grater is a nightclub’

Rory walks out – our 15 favourite reactions to Rory Stewart’s decision to leave the Tories

This manspreading thread will ring true with any woman who’s been on public transport ever