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Brewdog introduced a ‘hybrid burger’ that is 50% meat, 50% vegan – 9 appetising takedowns

Our 25 fave funnies from the last week

A kid knocked on this guy’s door at Halloween and it’s fair to say his brother wasn’t happy

Irvine Welsh had the last word on Scotland’s ban on smacking children

Works of art with Mean Girls quotes is our new favourite thing – 9 perfect examples

Bonnie Greer’s Question Time statement on Ireland had a vital message about Brexit

Greta Thunberg turned Putin’s criticism into a subtle burn in her Twitter bio

Donald Trump’s latest meltdown included tweeting a Nickelback meme – 11 hilarious reactions

The Apprentice is back and these are the 18 funniest reactions

Boris Johnson revealed his Snapchat account and got a streak of burns – our 9 favourites

Boris Johnson’s speech to the Tory party conference – only 6 responses you need

7 favourite things people said about this Tory conference picture shared by Sajid Javid

Boris Johnson mocked people who said this about wind farms – and you’ll never guess who said it

The takedown of this Greta Thunberg troll is why the entire quote matters

The 9 funniest reactions to a publicity shot of Boris Johnson rolling up his sleeves