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The Express was confused by Question Time panellist Ash Sarkar’s ‘strange slang term’ – only 4 replies you need

The takedown of this guy unhappy at the Mercury prize’s ‘severed Boris Johnson head’ deserves an award all of its own

There’s not much love for the chair that you wear

17 of the best memes on the proposed storming of Area 51

Minnie Driver had a very British insult for the troll who said her opinion didn’t count

13 corny jokes to get you hooked on Talk Like A Pirate Day

Employers are trying to cushion the blow of being laid off – and it’s the worst

Simply 24 times Richard Osman won at Twitter

This 9-year-old’s sneaky cheese hack is inspirational – the only 5 reactions you need to read

People enjoyed Katherine Ryan’s response to a fan’s question why she didn’t have her own TV series

15 astonished reactions to Laura Kuenssberg’s updates on the concerned NHS dad