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Boris Johnson broke the law by suspending parliament – 27 favourite responses

Donald Trump mocked Greta Thunberg on Twitter – only 6 responses you need

WebMD’s medical claims about pomegranate got them totally owned by a doctor

Boris Johnson dodged questions about funding awarded to his “friend” – 7 cutting responses

Allison Pearson said the shadow education secretary’s GCSEs were ‘scary’ – only 4 replies you need

The only 7 reactions you need to someone comparing Greta Thunberg to the Nazis

We can’t believe Amazon removed Louis Theroux’s review of his own book – actually we can

Antarctic scientists found a creature under the ice – and people aren’t happy

A Brexiter had a rant about British fish – these 13 people put him in his plaice

The Ukrainian President’s parody group chat shows he’s still a comedian at heart

A guy tried to mansplain Handmaid’s Tale to its author and was owned into next week

‘The Thick of It characters, where are they now?’ is today’s best thing

Simply 30 of the funniest and most furious signs from the global Climate Strike