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Nigel Farage is really excited by his new passport – only 5 takedowns you need

People love Minnie Driver’s story about a woman who pointed out Chrissy Teigen at the airport

Luxury cruise orders in Greggs for 700 passengers

11 takes on “the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear”

Just a brilliant thread of men’s ridiculous nicknames (and how they got them) after Derry Girls’ Nicola Coughlan said this

This floating tent is fooling nobody – 15 very funny reactions

This tale of a 7 y/o and his burger prompted a rush of stories about very literal-minded kids

Need a pick-me-up? Here are 5 fantastic reactions to a cute Pomeranian dressed as Paddington Bear

The government’s own No Deal assessments are apocalyptic – 13 biblical reactions

People are rightly outraged by this tea-making video – seven stirring responses

Simply 19 funny (and occasionally familiar) things people call their remote control

We asked for your ‘old jokes, new jokes, bad jokes and dad jokes’ and you didn’t disappoint – 28 favourites

People are sharing the food they thought was ‘posh’ as kids – even though it really, really isn’t

They’re celebrating Scottish Twitter at the Edinburgh festival and here are 11 of the best

Our 25 favourite funny things from this week