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People are capturing how old they are by tweeting #myagein5words – 19 favourites

14 hilarious reimagined versions of the film ‘Yesterday’

“What was the most rebellious thing you did as a kid?” 21 riotous replies

This snippet about a Tower of London guard “watching porn” has a happy ending

Our 14 favourite “good riddance” messages as Kate Hoey steps down

Just a lovely thread to restore your faith in humanity in these troubled times

People love this Welsh town’s goth Spa but alas there’s no happy ending

This next-level anti-vaxxer theory got entirely the takedowns it deserved

Heck did a rapid reverse ferret after their Boris Johnson visit but they’re banger to rights

David Baddiel spotted this in the Evening Standard and it’s an absolute gem

People are arguing about the perfect toasted marshmallow – who’s right?

Boris Johnson had his photo taken at a sausage factory – 7 tastiest replies

Tommy Cooper’s trending so here are 15 of the great man’s best jokes

Boris Johnson flagged his rainbow credentials during Pride and Kay Burley had the perfect response

Toby Young claimed the UK has become less racist since the EU referendum – 9 perfect takedowns