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The 25 funniest tweets of the week

Best Cat Name Ever

‘Football manager hair on politicians’ is today’s best thread

James Acaster challenged Piers Morgan over his love of black music and appeared to strike a chord

This American congressman fell for this ‘Few Good Men’ prank and it’s rather joyous

Only 5 takedowns you need of the woman who started her Little Mermaid petition like this

Donald Trump said Americans “took over the airports” in the 1770s – 13 hilarious clapbacks

This woman shared the teddy bear notes her physio used to write to make her feel better and it’s today’s best thing

The best objections to a black Little Mermaid are the ones using ‘mermaid science’ to make their case

Jeremy Hunt said fox hunting is ‘part of our heritage’ – the 11 best reactions

9 entirely appropriate responses to this hot contender for worst story/headline of the year

This guy’s takedown of a viral tweet slagging off Halle Bailey’s Little Mermaid casting is 10/10

Favourite 16 replies to people angry that new Little Mermaid star Halle Bailey is neither white nor a redhead

A homophobe’s rant about gay penguins got the reaction it deserved

A story about a terrible comedy gig will give you hope