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15 of the most appallingly posh baby names from newspaper ‘births’ columns

Brits can’t believe Americans have only just discovered the doner kebab

A guy implied Trump can’t be racist if he sexually harassed a black woman and got the takedowns he deserved

David Lammy’s slap down of this Twitter troll is a classic of its type

Tommy Robinson got a ban from Facebook and he’s not ok, hun – 11 smiley faces

This guy went to extraordinary lengths for a free steak dinner and people were really, really divided by it

“Where’s Toby Young?” is the new “Where’s Wally?” but with more insults – our 11 favourites

Theresa May just said ‘simples’ to an MP’s question about Brexit and these responses say it all

Nigel Farage said he’d boycott a new referendum and everybody made the same joke – 11 zingers

This war doctor’s story of the day he met the Queen is such a lovely, moving moment

This person pretended not to get Partridge and the replies made it all worthwhile

Boris Johnson’s sick of Brexiteers being labelled ‘far right’ and these are the only 9 replies you need

Alan Partridge is back! Here are the best bits of his BBC return (and what people thought of it)

The Independent Group went out for a cheeky Nando’s – 22 extra-hot takes

Yet another Brexiter doesn’t understand how Schengen borders work – our 14 favourite reactions