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These “BØRS JÖHNSSÖN” Ikea instructions are more relevant with each passing day

Turns out Keanu Reeves is the same age as Victor Meldrew and we don’t believe it

There were some very funny (and occasionally serious) answers to Brian Cox’s flat earth challenge

An old Boris Johnson quote might just explain his car-crash interviews

Simply 16 times Professor Brian Cox won at Twitter

Trump’s representative got completely owned after saying refugees don’t need soap and toothpaste

Brian Cox took issue with this wine menu and it will give you a finite amount of delight

People liked doctor turned author Adam Kay’s diary entry from the night Michael Jackson died

People have been sharing this Tim Burgess tweet from 2015 because he saw it coming

People have been sharing terrible recipes after someone discovered these in an old cookbook

Donald Trump said the woman who accused him of rape is ‘not my type’ and Chrissy Teigen had the only response you need

Boris Johnson says he relaxes by making buses out of boxes – simply 14 very funny responses

This Tesco expiry date query prompted the most bizarre customer care response you’ll ever see

A US 2020 election hopeful said vaccinations were ‘Orwellian’ and the takedowns were 10/10

This woman asked for Swiss army knife advice and was totally unimpressed with this knife maker’s response