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A Brexiter pulled the old “I’m not racist, but …” about David Lammy – our 9 favourite takedowns

Poundland had the ultimate comeback to a campaigner who compared it to a crap railway station

This Boris Johnson tweet hasn’t aged well – the only six reactions you need

These 14 things “never heard in a superhero movie” are funny because they’re true

Simply 15 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds

This chap turned 38 so shared 38 things he’d learned in life and it’s moving, reassuring and occasionally very funny

Cristiano Ronaldo shared a picture of his family holiday and everyone made the same joke

Piers Morgan complained there were too many women on the BBC and Alastair Campbell had the perfect last word

9 favourite responses to that Boris Johnson/Carrie Symonds post-row picture

Scottish Twitter predicted what Jeremy Hunt would get up to north of the border and it’s uncanny

There were some very funny responses by people taking Brian Cox’s joke very seriously indeed

The Mail had the first post-row picture of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds – these 7 responses say it all

Geoffrey Boycott’s been banging the drum for a no-deal Brexit – the only 5 replies you need

Keanu Reeves is the same age as Victor Meldrew and people don’t believe it

Theresa May was called out for hypocrisy over her Windrush Day message – 6 total takedowns