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19 everyday things that really annoy people

This bride asked guests to cover up their tattoos at her wedding and got entirely the responses she deserved

These animations for ‘anyone who could use some deep breaths’ are very helpful and totally hypnotic

The BBC’s Rory Cellan-Jones had the best takedown of Rod Liddle’s ‘supposedly racist aside’

Jeremy Hunt basically said every older person should die and it’s not his only schoolboy error in this rubbish tweet

Jemaine Clement’s takedown of the troll who asked why he stopped being funny is A++

People are suggesting things to buy for Nigel Farage – 12 apt suggestions

16 scathing reactions to Channel 4’s Tory leadership debate

Someone accused women of seducing men with their “lubed legs” – our 13 favourite takedowns

Ed Balls had the perfect response to a comment on a Tory leadership headline

Simply 11 funny takes on Father’s Day

8 brutal takedowns of the Tory MP who used this to excuse Boris Johnson ducking C4’s debate

Jemaine Clement had the best response to Donald Trump after he retweeted Katie Hopkins in his latest attack on Sadiq Khan

Most amazing optical illusion you’ll see this week

Guardian readers shared some great memories about the Ghosts book that scared them to death as kids