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Simply 27 tales of kind deeds to warm your aching heart

Man tells women how to manage their periods – gets the response he deserves

People have been coming up with names for David Cameron’s memoirs – 29 of the best

Comedians pay heartfelt tribute to Ian Cognito after the anarchic stand-up dies on stage

Nigel Farage said his new Brexit party would ‘put the fear of God into MPs’ – the only 5 replies you need

The Daily Telegraph’s defence of Boris Johnson’s false Brexit claim is an immense self-own

This offer to make people ‘free family portraits’ had a picture perfect payoff

Our 25 favourite jokes from this week

Nigel Farage launched the Brexit Party but forgot to register the website so someone else did and it’s perfect

The story of this football coach from the dark ages has people facepalming into next week

Someone said Game of Thrones was TV’s best theme tune and it’s the most divisive thing since Brexit

People can’t believe this unintentionally funny scene from Meet Joe Black

This exchange between the Museum of English Rural Life and the Vagina Museum is here to make your day better

The idea behind this four-handed ‘consent condom’ quickly unravelled – the only 4 responses you need

19 of the best jokes about Julian Assange after he was arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London