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‘Kate Bush as Quality Street’ is the wholesome content we all need right now

Peter Shilton tweeted a bizarre criticism of Jeremy Corbyn and the replies were a delight

Remember Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s savage Brexit MP intro? He’s just done it again

Simply 14 very funny jokes about Brexit

This takedown of Piers Morgan over Brexit went viral because it’s just so brilliantly done

17 times the hilarious NSFW Sweary Bercow said what the real Speaker can’t

This thread about an epic car parking standoff is a hilarious tale of next level pettiness

The Oxford shark man has died and the final lines of the ruling that let him keep it are just brilliant

Just 18 brilliant pictures of Sid James as Daniel Craig playing James Bond

Matt Lucas’ version of Boris Johnson’s Brexit hissy fit is simply perfect

Theresa May made another speech and it went down as well as you’d expect – 18 underwhelmed reactions

19 favourite takedowns of PETA’s ‘breastfeeding cow’ picture

Simply 47 imaginary amendments featuring genuine MPs’ names to make your day better

This NSFW Tinder profile is already next level and that’s before the killer payoff

This guide to working out your Telegraph columnist name had an unfortunate twist in the tale