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The 25 best jokes of the week

This thread about Fifty Shades Darker is a hilariously bad review

The Brexit Secretary voted against the motion he’d just promoted – 9 naysayers

Olaf Falafel’s Mini Babybeatles started #CheeseBeatles mania – the fab 17

James Blunt had the perfect response when James Blake was wrongly credited with ‘You’re Beautiful’

James Acaster’s ill-fated efforts on Bake Off perfectly capture the creative process

Rob Delaney goes viral with thread about Brexit and austerity aimed at people who say ‘both sides suck’

A Tory MP said knives should be fitted with GPS to cut crime and these glorious takedowns got straight to the point

Piers Morgan says Donald Trump can sort out Brexit – the only 5 replies you need

Simply 13 tweets that capture the state of Brexit (and the nation) right now

Facebook went down and Twitter took the piss – the 18 funniest reactions

21 everyday facts we can all relate to

Reassure yourself things could be worse with these furious Daily Mail reader comments

This Nadine Dorries tweet hasn’t aged well – in two months

You told us what Emily Maitlis was scribbling in frustration on Newsnight – our 17 favourite guesses