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An MP complained about a late night Brexit debate and these 5 replies are all you need

An American trolled British food so a whole bunch of Brits trolled back and it’s epic

O2 went down and people lost their minds – 24 perfect connections

People are talking about naps that get out of control – 9 dream comments

James O’Brien just owned Kay Burley and it’s the best Twitter feud you’ll see this week

The takedowns of this guy who trolled Attenborough are like a gruesome kill on Planet Earth

The 14 funniest Advent calendar jokes we’ve seen so far

Piers Morgan and Gary Lineker have been feuding again and you can probably guess how it ended up

A Little Mix singer’s tattoo got under Piers Morgan’s skin – our 12 favourite takedowns

People are using film titles to describe their farts and it’s a foul-smelling guilty pleasure

Waterstones just trolled PETA’s ‘animal-friendly idioms’ and it’s glorious

Richard Osman said you can tell people’s class by when they open their presents and it’s the gift that keeps on giving

This army veteran had the perfect takedown of the NRA after it criticised people for ‘taking the knee’

PETA came up with a list of ‘animal friendly idioms’ – our favourite 21 responses

Jilly Cooper’s advice for anyone hosting a Christmas party just gets better and better